A day in the life of … MARIO!
by Kuriakose Saju
8 am: Morning finds me with a headache, whereas last night had found me molesting mushrooms with Luigi. I think at some point we wandered over to Peach’s palace as well, thanks to Yoshi and his fetish for midnight walks. Luigi, as usual, told me to head on home after we were done squeezing out fireballs from the roof (Yeah. Fireballs, baby! It’s like having firework guns stuck into our arms! On account of being videogame characters and all that).
I think he’s seeing one of the palace maids, might even be dating her. I, on the other hand, need to get over to a client’s place and fix his pipes… pipes at his place as well… ermm. Click here to continue reading ‘A day in the life of … MARIO!’
The evening was a blot on the name of evenings. Nothing eveningy about it. Horns and neighbours blared from the outside. Inside, the editor wiped his brow and gestured animatedly at the empty wall as he spoke the last few word into his cellphone.
My name is Sunaina. If that isn’t enough of a tip off, then let me add that I’m a girl. Actually I suppose that woman is the right word by now, since I’m 26. But I haven’t started using that word for anyone else I know yet, so I’ll be damned if I start attaching it to me! I’m also a gamer. And a pretty hardcore gamer at that. And that sound right about now is you chuckling at the thought of the poor clueless girl. Well, how about a round of CS, or pretty much any other game you can think of to prove a point?