In case those memories of Ninja Gaiden, first released on the XBox in 2004, brutally man-handling you and robbing you of whatever dignity as a gamer you could protect (which, subsequently, must been finished by the time Devil May Cry 3 was released a year later) are still cold, then check out this awesome (no pun intended) Flash cartoon created by the infamous Egoraptor on Newgrounds. Awesome Gaiden pretty much summarises itself in less than a minute, reminding us just how futile sexy ninja babes are in winning our enthusiasm when about five deadly enemies are raping us left, right, up, down and from some mysterious rift in the fourth dimension.
Or that may have just been the crappy camera working against us, who knows. Finally, is there any strategy guide that could actually prepare you for the repetitive stress injuries inflicted by Ninja Gaiden’s brutal duels? Recommended especially for those who played (and are still playing) Ninja Gaiden II. Because nothing says you’ll be violated in the tutorial level itself better than this. Well, aside from actually being violated in the tutorial level but hey, ‘Ta-may-toe’ and ‘Ta-maa-toe’, people.
To check out Egoraptor’s other Awesome editions, head here.
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