31 Aug

Dancing Grunts Don’t Lie: Red vs. Blue Returns

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vi7H-x5Fv98In the words of a horribly deranged scientist abandoned by his personal Frankenstein years before and one day when he suddenly returns as a lean, mean, shinobi machine to break Satan in half with his insane jutsu: “Oh snap! Literally!” Maybe not the same exact feeling, but attendees at the Penny Arcade Expo (PAX) 2008 [...]

31 Aug

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Clear Sky Delayed

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The sequel to S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl, the 2006 RPG shooter developed by GSC Game World, tentatively titled S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Clear Sky has been delayed for retail. This is supposedly due to a manufacturing error resulting in copies shipping with no CD keys. And we thought that Neverwinter Nights Diamond Edition 64-figure CD key was unfair. [...]

31 Aug

Infant Dies for Interrupting Man’s Game

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And now for an even bigger douche than John Edward. According to Associated Press, 18-day old Jaden Encinas was left in the care of his mother’s room-mate Rene Edward Barrios when she went out to run some errands. While playing an “unspecified game”, the infant began crying, Barrios paused his game, walked into the boy’s [...]

30 Aug

GeOW 2 Update: Achievements “Leaked”, No PC Release

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A lot of people have something against Cliff Bleszinski. Some say that he’s arrogant while others berate his constant harping about the games Epic currently have in development. His skills as a designer have never actually been questioned but this recent announcement may decide his own decisions in that regard for the future. In a [...]

30 Aug

Pimp My Brawl: Hackers Create SSBB Skins

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When the word Nintendo flashes before one’s eyes or in one’s thoughts, “kid-friendly” usually follows it but some one apparently didn’t tell the folks of Ghosteo. This formidable group of hackers released their first images of alternative costumes for the cast of Super Smash Bros. Brawl on the Wii on NeoGaf not too long ago. [...]

27 Aug

The Agency: In-Depth Details

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At Leipzig Games Convention 2008, Sony announced the development of an online, massively multiplayer action title for the PS3 and Windows known as The Agency. Is it an arcade shooter? A gritty realistic spy simulation? A Team Fortress 2 multi-operative escapade? The answer, oddly enough, is all of the above. The Agency HQ, an independent [...]

26 Aug

Sack It! LittleBigPlanet is Region-Lock-free

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If you were one betwixed by the anomaly that was LittleBigPlanet‘s enormously cute music and easy-breezy gameplay, welcome to the club of red-blooded gamers. And if you clutched your head with the sounds of a million gamer hopes crying out at once before being silenced, we all felt your pain, brother. Such Force-altering news came [...]

23 Aug

GeOW 2 DLC – Coming Soon(er)

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The wait for Epic’s sequel to its alien-infested, chain-saw revving, blood bath (which, ironically, is the only violent game not to have inspired any real-life murders or shootings) Gears of War is still underway, but at least the wait for goodies upon release will be marginally shorter. In a recent interview with Joystiq, lead designer [...]

23 Aug

Left 4 Dead to Live on PS3?

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Valve has recently announced that with the recent “success” of the Playstation 3, they’re open to re-evaluating their stance on development for the platform (the last Valve PS3 title, a port of The Orange Box, wasn’t handled by the company). To many people following the events of Left 4 Dead, Valve’s upcoming online zombie shooter, [...]

22 Aug

Disappointments of Leipzig GC 2008

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by Ravi Sinha The Games Conference 2008 at Leipzig will be an event to remember… and in true expo disappointment fashion, one to loathe. For every hopeful announcement, there were at least one or two others that went morality hunting. At least one of the Sony-oriented announcements, concerning the release of several of AAA titles [...]